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The "60's"

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.


They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.


Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .


Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken =2 0Hip..


Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.


Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.



Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver



The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.



Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.



The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.


Abba---
Denture Queen.


Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.


Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.


Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.


And Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

9:49 PM - 6/12/2009 - Postacomment

hahahahah !! Those were great :D

windy - 2:38 AM - 6/14/2009

too funny. I don't find my organic produce spoils any faster Laurie. I don't think it stays in my fridge long enough maybe. Just because it isn't covered with pesticides doesn't make it spoil faster I don't think...I am not sure however!
I just feel better eating it.

indigomoonarts - 7:34 AM - 6/14/2009

Ha ha ha ha! Those were grand. I was singing in my head as I read through them.

DeeJay - 8:18 AM - 6/14/2009

Windy, deejay and Jana--Thanks I thought they were pretty funny..:)

Jana--Maybe that's it, maybe I'm not eating the produce fast enough!

LauriesAsylum - 11:32 PM - 6/15/2009

Oh thank you so much Laurie-doo! I haven't had a great laugh like that in some time now.
It's hard to pick a favorite because so many of them are hilarious!

Rubicon - 7:44 AM - 6/18/2009

Please, Lord. Don't let me get old. And, if I must get old, please let me be too old to remember I'm old.

slayerbarbie - 8:44 PM - 6/18/2009

HAHAHA....Love those Laurie! Made me laugh on an otherwise horrible day.

kinnigurl - 1:26 PM - 6/24/2009